Dear Buffy,

Hey B! Your new comic book that came out this month was SO funny and intense. It was all about love, which kinda... like I'm not in a super great place with love right now. I think it might be all a conspiracy invented by the robo Illuminati to keep us all occupied so they can replace us with drones like in the episode with the scary eggs took over everyone's brains. I feel like what Dawn is going through right now is totally something that happens in a lot of relationships, where for some reason (magically or otherwise) you just kinda outgrow your feelings. And what is going to happen with Spike?!? I like living vicarously through your romances. Great issue. Kinda made me feel a bit lonely.

My soul is showing...
Babs

Dear Buffy,

Lately I feel kinda season sixy... Like this dude is kinda messing with my emotions like the trio did when they tested you. I wish I could explain away some of this anxiety and craziness by blaming it on otherworldy phenomena interefence, but the truth is: I'm a hot mess and I am kinda lonely and weird and I don't relate well to other people. I wish I could be like Spike and be okay with the fact that I don't relate well to others and just be a loner, but the truth is, as much as I am very alone; I desperately wish to be a Buffy or a Willow, someone with scoobies.

love,
Babs